" TEN RULES FOR HIM WHO WISHES TO BE A PAINTER

1. Painter, it is better to be rich than poor; so learn how to make gold and precious stones come out of your brush.

2. DON'T BE AFRAID OF PERFECTION, YOU WILL NEVER ATTAIN IT.

3. Begin by learning to draw and paint like the old masters. After that, you can do as you like, everyone will respect you.

4. Don't trow to the dogs, either your eye or your hand or your brain, for you will need them all if you are to be a painter.

5. IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE WHO BELIEVE THAT MODERN ART HAS SURPASSED VERMEER AND RAPHAEL, DONT READ THIS LINES, JUST GO RIGHT IN YOUR BLISSFUL IDIOCY.

6. Don't vomit on your picture, because it is the picture which can vomit on you after you are dead.

7. No lazy masterpieces!

8. Painter, paint!

9. Painter, don't drink alcohol, and chew hashish only five times in your life.

10. If painting doesn't love you, all your love for her will be unavailing."


By Salvador Dalí, in 50 SECRETS OF MAGIC CRAFTMANSHIP



On February 25 2006 Edit

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