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P: Hey, did you hear the people upstairs in 5A are moving out?
L: Shh!
S: Whaaaat?
P: The people upstairs are moving out!
L: No!
S: The horror!
L: Why would you say something like that?
S: No, no, no, no...
P: How I supposed to say it?
L: Slowly. Like put a new fish on a tank. You don't just drop it. You put the bag sit in the water a while.
S: The horror!
P: Sheldon, I'm sure it's going to be fine.
S: No, it's not going to be fine. Changing is never fine. They say it is, but it's not.
On April 12 2009
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